The Good Wife?
* Some say write what you know others say make it all up. Sometimes the best way to deal with our shit is to get it all out. Some need a good fuck -others need a mind fuck . I need a word play around fuck and have fun- not get too serious.*
You’re a great shagger!
Is it better when I stagger?
You will suck my cock?
Are we in Surgery , do I have a needle in my hand? Am I dressed like a certified Doc?
Let me lick your pussy.
Nah! let’s skip the foreplay – you pretending to make love to me is so sweet but I know how you hate being portrayed as a wussy.
Let’s talk for a bit. I can show you my personality.
Um. Yeah like ,sure like let me put my music on and you can blow me away with talk of your Mental Insanity.
You are a great fuck!
But… I don’t think it’s gonna work. Three nights cuddling on the sofa and watching T.V.?
Well, shucks – thanks for the post- fuck, diplomatic back handed compliment.
.That makes me think:
shit,dude! you so need to thaw and chow down on a super sized Smiley Maccie E .
Why does it seem guys can move on so fast after they cum?
Us girls – well me – I get to dual with my emotional, shit- loaded scum.
No amount of of limescale cleaning,
will make this emotional scum any more prepared to ditch my mind , take a sail ,
Exit the next
nearest body of water- preferably not mine.
HINT: the one that is gleaming .
You need to stay away from me – we need to sort out our own issues.
Couldn’t you have fucking told me that pre -shag then I could have stayed home and read the real ‘Big issue’and saved a quid on fucking Kleenex tissues?
Sex politics;
Fuck
with my intellectual scholastic Holistics.
Want a sure fire way to make sure you never get a reply from a guy ever again?
Go on a two day bender,start drunk texting inanely, tell him how you think you love him and then how you hate him –
I’m sure he will totally want to see your pretty mug and have round two of a…..
Oh no wait, he will probably be lighting up the Good Bud having a good purging- who’s counting ? Maybe Ten . I’m pretty sure he is not picking up his precious fountain pen.
Please get back to me! Have a heart -Stop being so mean ……
Yeah, I think , I’m going to be waiting for a while, like an orgasm that makes me want to scream.
How did this start?
Shagging
Pre -fuck – You are fucking stunning!
Banging!
Post fuck – maybe I will need to start gearing up with a shunning.
Want to feed into Lip service -pay with your heart?
Shake a tail feather at it and you will probably get more respect -maybe even be admired for that show – it is kind of an Art.
So ,this has got to end somewhere
Maybe , I need to just leave and pick up my salty underwear.
( maybe one day a “complicated” friendship will get as easy as a pre -fuckable me)
Until then life continues…
Welcome to married life.
With a complicated wife.
Posted on Jul 12, 2016, in STREAM OF CONSCIOUSNESS COLLECTION and tagged Creative Writing, Emotions, Life, Relationships, Stream of consciousness. Bookmark the permalink. 21 Comments.
I bet your hubby is having the time of his life with his complicated life. Babe it’s better to be complicated and exciting than boring.
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Oooh I don’t know about that 😀 But boring is not how some one has ever described me that I know of – so yeah -lets stick with being complicated and exciting women! x
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Haha oh this was fun and the ending po fect!
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Cheers!
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That was some fucking funny shit. Nothing I love more than to laugh and you gave that to me today.
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Happy to make u smile 😀😀
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wishing you the good life as a trippy wife :DDD
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😀😀😀thanks
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Nice fucking thing. I like that.😊
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Always glad to get your approval 😉 DOh!
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Anyday. Seriously I like this fuck thing.😀😀
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Don’t get too used to it 😀
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😉 Hugs!
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Do I sound like I need one? ha ha!
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Perhaps? 😉 Hugs!
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Hugs will do just fine Babs. Saves me an extra quid on Kleenex. Ha ha! I dunno sometimes what comes out of my head is warped humour. Some may not get it but it makes me happy 🙂
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Wow! I feel like I’ve shagged you myself after all that 😆 This is cool. I like your mind fucks, your mind fucks good 😁🙌😆 Xx
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Oh my fuck! that has made me blush! aaah fuck! ha ha!
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Haha! Btw did you get my message about your email address being wrong on your gravatar? I tried sending you a video message from me! xx
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No way! am I fucking accepting a video from you… it may have some porn shit in it! It better not! Like that shit is degrading to females- word! ha ha
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Oh shit. Keep forgetting. You have been reborn, hun I will gladly send u my email. Check GRV now . Loving your new blog and you coming out. You rock,sister 😆😆😆😆😆🙌✌👑
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