The Good Wife
* Some say write what you know others say make it all up. Sometimes the best way to deal with our shit is to get it all out. Some need a good fuck -others need a mind fuck . I need a word play around fuck and have fun- not get too serious.*
You’re a great shagger!
Is it better when I stagger?
You will suck my cock?
Are we in Surgery , do I have a needle in my hand? Am I dressed like a certified , Doc?
Let me lick your pussy.
Nah! let’s skip the foreplay – you pretending to make love to me is so sweet but I know how you hate being portrayed as a wussy.
Let’s talk for bit. I can show you my personality.
Um. Yeah like ,sure like let me put my music on and you can blow me away with talk of your Mental Insanity.
You are a great fuck!
But… I don’t think it’s gonna work. Three nights cuddling on the sofa and watching T.V.?
Well, shucks – thanks for the post- fuck, diplomatic back handed compliment.
.That makes me think:
shit,dude! you so need to thaw and chow down on a super sized Smiley Maccie E .
Why does it seem guys can move on so fast after they cum?
Us girls – well me – I get to dual with my emotional, shit- loaded scum.
No amount of of limescale cleaning,
will make this emotional scum any more prepared to ditch my mind , take a sail ,
Exit the next
nearest body of water- preferably not mine.
HINT: the one that is gleaming .
You need to stay away from me – we need to sort out our own issues.
Couldn’t you have fucking told me that pre -shag then I could have stayed home and read the real ‘ Big issue’ ? and saved a quid on fucking Kleenex tissues.
Sex politics;
Fuck
with my intellectual scholastic Holistics.
Want a sure fire way to make sure you never get a reply from a guy ever again?
Go on a two day bender,start drunk texting inanely, tell him how you think you love him and then how you hate him –
I’m sure he will totally want to see your pretty mug and have round two of a…..
Oh no wait, he will probably be lighting up the Good Bud having a good purging- whose counting ? Maybe Ten . I’m pretty sure he is not picking up his precious fountain pen.
Please get back to me! Have a heart -Stop being so mean ……
Yeah, I think , I’m going to be waiting for a while, like an orgasm that makes me want to scream.
How did this start?
Shagging
Pre -fuck – You are fucking stunning!
Banging!
Post fuck – maybe I will need to start gearing up with a shunning.
Want to feed into Lip service -pay with your heart?
Shake a tail feather at it and you will probably get more respect -maybe even be admired for that show – it is kind of an Art.
So ,this has got to end somewhere
Maybe , I need to just leave and pick up my salty underwear.
( maybe one day a “complicated” friendship will get as easy as a pre -fuckable me)
Until then life continues…
Welcome to married life!
With a complicated wife!
Posted on 2016-07-12, in MY BRAIN -MY THOUGHTS and tagged Emotions, EXPERIMENTAL WRITING, humour, Love, marriage, MY WORLD, Random, rants, The art of Happiness, The lyrics to my life, word play, Write to create. Bookmark the permalink. 21 Comments.
I bet your hubby is having the time of his life with his complicated life. Babe it’s better to be complicated and exciting than boring.
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Oooh I don’t know about that 😀 But boring is not how some one has ever described me that I know of – so yeah -lets stick with being complicated and exciting women! x
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Haha oh this was fun and the ending po fect!
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Cheers!
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That was some fucking funny shit. Nothing I love more than to laugh and you gave that to me today.
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Happy to make u smile 😀😀
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wishing you the good life as a trippy wife :DDD
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😀😀😀thanks
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Nice fucking thing. I like that.😊
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Always glad to get your approval 😉 DOh!
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Anyday. Seriously I like this fuck thing.😀😀
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Don’t get too used to it 😀
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😉 Hugs!
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Do I sound like I need one? ha ha!
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Perhaps? 😉 Hugs!
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Hugs will do just fine Babs. Saves me an extra quid on Kleenex. Ha ha! I dunno sometimes what comes out of my head is warped humour. Some may not get it but it makes me happy 🙂
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Wow! I feel like I’ve shagged you myself after all that 😆 This is cool. I like your mind fucks, your mind fucks good 😁🙌😆 Xx
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Oh my fuck! that has made me blush! aaah fuck! ha ha!
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Haha! Btw did you get my message about your email address being wrong on your gravatar? I tried sending you a video message from me! xx
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No way! am I fucking accepting a video from you… it may have some porn shit in it! It better not! Like that shit is degrading to females- word! ha ha
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Oh shit. Keep forgetting. You have been reborn, hun I will gladly send u my email. Check GRV now . Loving your new blog and you coming out. You rock,sister 😆😆😆😆😆🙌✌👑
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