Common facts about Mental Illness
If you don’t suffer from a sense of humour may I suggest this post may offend you.
I bet you didn’t know that Socrates suffered from Agoraphobia ( fear of open places)
Rate her or hate her. The term narcissism came about because of Kim kardashian
Bet you didn’t know that Nostradamus made sure he got the credit for predicting his own death on on Easter Sunday. How? He committed suicide that very day.
Need a genie The next best thing to a genie? Find a random bipolar person – make sure you rub heads – turn around anti- clock wise; three and a half times and any wish of yours will come true.
Come on , what bullshit Daisy?
Okay here is a heads up? It is bullshit .
This only works if you do the same routine with schizophrenics
Want to trace your mental health ancestry -it’s a common fact that all people with mental illness descend from gypsies and witches in a forest just outside of Bulgaria.
We all know that people with mental health issues are not the same. Illness can happen to a diverse range of people. The most important part of this fact is they are all left handed -I should know.
We all know that people with mental health issues are so consumed with themselves and can’t see past their own nose. This is why they mostly have goldfish for pets.
Who the hell started this myth?
I mean lets get real here, us mentally ill people also have crabs, octopus and Wildebeests as pets.
Here’s a secret- us mentally unwell folks recognise our own kind with a secret handshake and talk to each other in an ancient language ( borrowed and used in the ‘minion’ films) so no one can understand us.
Actually that is bullshit again,
The truth is we all have special decode-fier rings that can translate the language of green space aliens – FACT!
New pub trivia knowledge for you,
There is only one support group that all Swiss people will attend for Depression. Only one.
If you want extra kudos and bonus points
Did you know that in the Korean language there is no word that can be translated as ‘paranoia ?
You should get a free round with that one.
Heard of Xeno ? another Greek philosopher even older than Socrates.
Well, he was an actual Xenophobic – he was! I studied Greek myth at university.
Who likes a ‘few’ drinks to calm thy self every night and possibly in the morning too? Well, don’t worry ,back in the middle ages= drinking copious amounts of alcohol was seen a prestige hobby like hunting and not an illness.
Did you know you have more success of getting a psychiatrist to engage in conversation if you disguise yourself as an Orange. Why? He thinks he is more likely to get all the juice from you .
Would you like to test your knowledge on how clued up you are on mental illness?
THE BIG QUIZ
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