So Pansy what is on your mind?

PANSY: two things… well if you ever feel bored, sexually frustrated or frustrated in general: try scrubbing your stair case and landing carpet at 7 pm at night…

Oh and whaaaa

PANSY: I’m not finished… next book yourself a manicure or if you are poor like me then do a DIY

So what else is on your mind this fine evening?

PANSY: I put my height, weight, age and Gender on a on-line BMI calculator and I have 5 kilograms to lose before I am a BMI that is classed as underweight.

Interview over.Pansy has left the building.

It has been documented that Pansy’s lowest BMI ever was 13 that is 30 kilograms.

Fed up!