What a pansy.

So Pansy what is on your mind?

PANSY: two things… well if you ever feel bored, sexually frustrated or frustrated in general: try scrubbing your stair case and landing carpet at 7 pm at night…

Oh and whaaaa

PANSY: I’m not finished… next book yourself a manicure or if you are poor like me then do a DIY

So what else is on your mind this fine evening?

PANSY: I put my height, weight, age and Gender on a on-line BMI calculator and I have 5 kilograms to lose before I am a BMI that is classed as underweight.

Interview over.Pansy has left the building.

It has been documented that Pansy’s lowest BMI ever was 13 that is 30 kilograms.

Fed up!

Posted on 2016-01-10, in MY BRAIN -MY THOUGHTS and tagged , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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